Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde
A woman wears her tears like jewelry. ~Author Unknown
A few from Sex and the City
Carrie: Let's be honest. Sometimes there is nothing harder in life than being happy for somebody else. Like lottery winners. Or extremely successful people who are 27. And then there's that hell on earth that only your closest friends can inflict on you -- the baby shower.
Miranda: Y'see, this is why I don't date -- the men out there are freaks.
Carrie: Well that's completely unfair.
Miranda: I'm sorry, if a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him, it's Darwinian -- they're being weeded out from propagating the species.
Carrie: Okay, what about us?
Miranda: We're just choosy. I'm getting more shrimp.
Carrie: The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.
I love Sex and the City! You need to rent the seasons and watch them all.
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